Carded.tv is an entire universe of short video e-cards.
Unlike any other e-card site, we focus on life's other occasions — those small and embarrassing real-life moments that, until now, nobody made greeting cards for. Are you drunk? Wanna let your friends know? Perfect.
How To Use Carded.tv (A Rough Guide)
Carded.tv isn't hard to use. But just in case here's a quick rough guide to being a Carded.tv superstar.
Selecting a card
Selecting the right card can be tricky. You want to come across as cheeky — but not a total asshole. Do you spend a lot of time online? Frag! Frag! Hmmm... this could be tough social maneuver. Just remember, no one can take away those 40 kills you had last night. Keep this in mind and you should be fine.
Personalizing a card
So you've found a card you like. Now it's time to customize it. Each card has a voiceover track you can change: "Hey [their name], you've received a message from [your name]". You can also add a personalized message to appear at the end of the card. Different cards have different options. Mix and match. Be creative! It's more fun than a swinger's night out.
My name's not there! WTF?
Congrats on not having a dull, common name like everyone else! and weíll add it (Please also include a phonetic spelling.) In the meantime, you can choose from an extensive list of pet names: Bro, Sis, Honey, Biotch, etc.
Sending the card
Hit the send button. It's the one that says 'send'.
I love these characters. They remind me of myself fifteen minutes ago. How can I keep up with their stories?
Just like you, the character stories in Carded are constantly evolving. Subscribe to our email list to get updated when new cards come out (And no spam, we promise.)
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Frequently Asked Questions
Q. Why did you make Carded?
A. Our friends were losing their virginity by the dozen and getting divorced in droves. We tried card stores and traditional e-card sites, but found that their offerings didnít really fit our needs. Customizable video e-cards seemed to be the only solution.
Q. Will my friends think I'm a weirdo if I send them cards that clearly do not pertain to their actual situation? A. No. They will think it's funny. Do this often to win their affection.
Q. Is someone actually reading all those names?
A. It's a real guy. We locked him in the basement until he recorded 5000 names. He's still there.
Q. Can I submit my own?
A. Yes, send us your videos and we'll turn the best into e-cards.
Q. Is Carded.tv for children?
A. No. You are a bad, bad parent if you let your kid watch this site.